Below-the-Belt Health Habits That Can Harm You

Cosmo, always with the catchy cover stories... and now:

Top Ten Cover Stories I'd Like To See:

10: "Why do I itch down there?" A question to the readers from Paris Hilton

9: "Why You Should Never Believe a Word I Say" by feature columnist Miss Cleo

8: "Scientology is a Crock of Shit" by Tom Cruise

7: "I'm Anorexic and I Don't Give a Damn What You Think" by Lindsay Lohan

6: "Why Carbs Are The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread" by Dr. Robert C. Atkins

5: "Fuck You Armani, I'm Winning My Next Oscar Wearing Blue Jeans" by Meryl Streep

4: "I Wear Birkenstocks to Work" by the Fashion Editor of Vogue

3: "A Confession: We Made It All Up" by the Writers at National Enquirer

2: "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" by George W. Bush

1: "There are Nothing But Advertisements in This Issue, But We Know You'll Buy it Anyway"

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I have a coffee problem. It's not as bad anymore as it once was. A couple of years ago it used to be really bad, it got to the point where I had to pee every five minutes. The worst part about it was that I was sharing a bathroom with an entire floor of girls, many of whom I only knew through the bathroom. Thus, many of the girls on the floor began to associate me with the bathroom, and I'd get comments like "You're always in here" and "Weren't you just peeing five minutes ago?" The answer being, yes, yes I did. A sacrifice I was willing to make. Now that I share a bathroom with two of my good friends it's no big deal if I have to pee every five minutes; however, instead of drinking as much coffee and using my bathroom in peace, I've cut back. Interesting? No? Ok.

Rene and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog After the War

I love the thrift store. I've never been a frequent shopper, but my roommates and I went a couple of weeks ago and I found some great T-Shirts and Shorts, among other things. We bought plates (8 for $3.99) from Japan (i.e. our fine Japan). Anyway, fast forward a couple of weeks and my roommates hit up the thrift store, sans me, and brought me back a kick ass Puma old school baseball type shirt. It's awesome, if you could see it you would be sufficiently impressed.

Anyway, I've discovered that the best finds at the thrift store can be found in the little boy T-shirt section, the blazer/coat section, and the tie section. They have some great neck-ties (perfect for belts, bondages, etc.) for cheap. So, if you happen to be a poor college student, as I am, I recommend hitting up your local Thrift Store.

So... that's me. I hail from the wonderful world of Ithaca (hence the Ithaca is Gorges shirt). That photograph was taken in Rome, where I spent a semester abroad.

You get the idea.





Anyway, onward and upward.

I have a cowboy hat hanging from a nail next to my closet.

secret platinum: ocean breeze

New blog posting # the first.

Entertainment factor: none.

Stick around, perhaps it'll get more interesting. Plus I can now post photographs, so there's something.